After 8 years living across the pond, my tips for new French expats seems to be never-ending. But it’s still a constant learning process and I’ll make sure to keep you updated as I continue to get wiser. For now, you’ll find my top 31 tips waiting for your reading pleasure below. I sincerely hope it saves you a wrinkle or two. I’ve certainly got more than a couple of grey hairs thanks to ING Direct.


  1. Non, is the French’s favorite word. You must learn to nod your head, smile and then repeat yourself like a parrot. Behind every “non’ is the opportunity to negotiate. Otherwise, your other option is to leave the establishment feeling like a frustrated failure.
  2. It’s considered really rude to not greet someone with Bonjour. Add this to the beginning of every sentence you utter to a stranger or risk getting hardcore reprimanded in public.
  3. Unless your droppin’ hundred euro bills at the club, customers are not king. Don’t get too bothered if people aren’t kissing your feet when you walk into their store. They will still happily take your money even if they roll their eyes while they look for a different size in the back.
  4. Don’t ever wear a beret no matter how much you want the “French” experience. I’ve only ever seen men, aged 65+, in the countryside wearing them. If you choose to ignore this tip and sport one like I did, prepare yourself for the really suspicious looks.
  5. Brush up on some history, current politics and geography. If you don’t do it before, you’ll certainly be motivated after a couple of bad run-ins. Nothing is more humiliating than a Frenchie explaining your own political system better than you can.


  1. You will never have the right paperwork for whatever you are applying for. So if you want to be on the safe side, just bring every administrative paper you have in your possession. And of course a copy of each.
  2. The post office on a Saturday should be avoided at all costs. Not only is every person living in town there, I am convinced La Poste purposely saves their least efficient, rudest workers for Saturdays. It’s a sick form of punishment for all involved to let them deal with that size of a crowd.
  3. Renew your visa in France. I know, I know. It’s so tempting to do it the US where it’s faster, friendly and means one less trip to the dreaded hell otherwise known as the Prefecture de Police. But, if you take that escape route, you won’t get a 4 year carte de sejour. A long stay visa actually means less time globally in hell, so just suck it up now for the reward later on.
  4. In order to open a bank account you need an address. In order to rent an apartment so you have this address, you need a bank account. Don’t despair and refer to #1 – Daily French Interactions. You will win.
  5. Scan and save every piece of paper any administration sends you. You never know when you will need to produce your gas bill from 1975, translated in Chinese, in order to get a drivers license in 2017. And no, they never issue duplicates.
  6. Declare taxes every year, even if you make absolutely nothing. It takes 5.5 seconds to do and it saves so much hassle later on when you start earning real money in France or want to apply to become a citizen.
  7. Finding an apartment as a foreigner can potentially be more complicated than solving a rubik’s cube. If you find yourself in this situation, take anything that someone is willing to rent to you as long as it’s not infested with mice. This is really not the time to be choosy people.
  8. Getting your social security card is a #1 priority. Once you have that baby, you basically get health care for free or for a ridiculously reduced price.
  9. Doctors practice medicine out of apartments. Yes, I still find this weird, but go with it. Unless you live in a large city, it will be hard to find anything related to the sterile doctor’s offices we know and love in the US.


  1. Start enjoying yoghurt, the French are oddly obsessed with it and will eat it and serve it to you at every meal.
  2. Stinky cheese takes some getting used to, but once you’ve acquired a taste for it, it’s addictive. Start forcing yourself now.
  3. It doesn’t matter how much you walk. If you eat two croissants a day you will absolutely gain weight and you absolutely won’t regret it.
  4. In smaller towns, almost everything is closed on Sundays and Monday morning. Stock up on groceries Saturday or you will be begging friends to feed you for 24 hours.
  5. Water glasses in France are the size of US shot glasses. Hydrate before a meal or you will be sure to regret it throughout the entire 3 hour affair.
  6. Wine is ridiculously cheap in France compared to the US. Do not spend more than 5€ on a bottle of wine for a party. 15€ bottles are for the times when you want to impress someone or your goal isn’t to get wasted.
  7. Wine is cheaper than soft drinks at café’s and restaurants. Try not to let your lack of money turn you into an accidental alcoholic.
  8. Don’t enjoy yourself so much in a bar that you catch someone’s eye while sporting a huge Cheshire grin. It’s a total invitation for that person to come and chat you up.


  1. It’s really hard to make French girlfriends. It takes a lot of time and honestly a lot of rejection. But be persistent. Once you do, you’ve got a friend for life and nothing is better than experiencing France with a local friend.
  2. Don’t shy away from other English speakers when you first arrive in France in order to live the “French experience.” You’ll just end up making your first couple of months unnecessarily lonely. English speakers can relate to everything you’re going through on a certain level. You won’t regret their company when you’re having a mental breakdown after visiting the bank.
  3. It’s normal to understand nothing at French dinners and parties for months. It’s normal to feel like a mute loser version of yourself. Keep going even if it feels like a waste of time and you prefer staying at home watching Netflix in English. Every crap party you attend is one step closer to becoming fluent. At some point you will start understanding and enjoying yourself without the extra three glasses of wine.
  4. French men can absolutely be romantic. French men can also be absolute a-holes. Forget whatever over romanticized stereotypes the movie industry has fed you and make your own judgments.
  5. It’s really common for children to live at home until their mid 20’s. Don’t write someone off because they still live with mom at 27. You might be passing up a complete catch.


  1. Public transport is one of the few things highly more efficient in France than back home. So hop aboard, but learn to relax when people invade your personal space. There’s less space in Europe than we are used to. People are always all up in your grill no matter where you are.
  2. Trains are the coolest in Europe. But just remember they assign seats for a reason. The fast TGV trains can split during the trip with one end of the train going one way and the other end going a completely different direction. So if you don’t look at your ticket, you might just find yourself in Montpelier instead of Marseilles.
  3. You will walk…. a lot. Like seriously, a shit ton. Ditch the heels for a pair of converse and you will be a much happier camper.

Final très important extra slice of advice. Do your best to not be too judgmental. Yes, France is different. Yes, France is not like home. Yes some things are better and some things just aren’t. But that’s the beauty of the adventure, right?

–> FINAL WARNING Don’t make this move lightly. You have a seriously high risk of falling in love with France and never moving back home 😉



  1. I’m on year 6 in Europe with 3 1/2 of them in France. Such great advice. My refrain the first year (and to be honest occasionally still) was “it’s not wrong, it’s just different.” Such an important thing to remember. Loving all the new posts popping up!

  2. As a true french girl, I didn’t know we – the french chicks – were that nasty !! (I’m dealing with the first point of “Relationship”) I think it depends how old you are and which kind of people you are dealing with ! I remember being in a class where no one talked to each other and, the following year, in a class where everyone talked to each other and with many friendly girls^^
    Then, I think the “it’s not bad, it’s just different” is also good for french expats who criticize everything which is not like at home !

    Ps : I would love to have an american/english or foreigner friend, so if there’s one around me, I’ll sure become her (or his) friend !

    1. I knew one French girl that was as described in the “Relationship” topic. She was an exchange student. But I’m sure you’re not all like that. Just what it seems from the outside. ^ ^

  3. Le tgv se sépare à Lyon pour allez sois a Montpellier sois a Marseille effectivement haha, c’est du vécu ?

  4. < FINAL WARNING Don’t make this move lightly. You have a seriously high risk of falling in love with France and never moving back home 😉>>

    Hey, stop discouraging potential future citizens ! … While you’re encouraging them to come… seriously, it’s disturbing ^^


    Is it true ? Honestly, I can’t imagine someone doing it, apart from … Not really smart people. And I don’t see why they should be different in UK, France or USA, at this level anyway.


    Is it though ? I don’t have the feeling that I walk a lot. Neither have I the feeling that my fellow compatriots are walking a lot. May I know what make you say that ? (seriously, I mean, five minutes a day, from home to bus, from bus to school/work place/destination, and vice versa, that’s pretty much all one have to do in order to go from point A to point B, so, where is all the walk you’re talking about, I’m really want to know 🙂)


    It’s healthy, cheap, you can make cakes with it. No reason why we shouldn’t buy a lot of them ^^


    My tactic is to drink three (3) bottle of water a meal. Literally.


    eh… I don’t understand that, could you explain to me ? I mean, doctors are doing their consultation in white sterilized rooms, even in the country side, so I don’t know what you’re talking about here, honestly. (if you mean that this white sterilized room isn’t in a hospital, then yes, they aren’t, but I don’t see any reason why they should)


    Maybe you should remove this one, because it’s not true (at least not anymore).
    It never was awkward for girls to wear them, even in 2005 in schools, and right now, they’re sold in supermarket, and I see lots of guys wearing (men)beret, so… Not a thing anymore ?
    But yes, obviously, if you try to imitate a French peasants from 1914, people will look at you ^^


    Considering the level of my fellow citizens… I’m really afraid of what US’ school system is like ><) … They aren't quite as good as they should be if they were awful. Because they're inexistant. Literally. In most schools.
    Am I to harsh on my compatriots ? I don't think so, but I'de like to have your insight on the matter, because apparently we, French, tend to be both arrogants and pessimistic about our country, is it what happen here ? (PS : if you've anecdotes on the topic, I'de be glad the hear them, if you'd bother to tell about them 🙂)

    … Maybe I should consider not making such detailed, long and boring critics (in a positive sense, I didn't want to insult or diminish your work in any way, I just wanted to give my thoughts on it, while hoping they have some relevance ^^'), but that's the way I (French ?) are, I guess.

    But bravo for you work, your points seem really useful and relevant, and we like to make jokes on our administration too, so, double-plus-good I guess ?

    (like this one : who is the fastest, a plane pilot, a tgv driver or a functionary ? A functionary, his day stops at 17h, he is back at 12h ^^)

    1. Citations were, respectively :

      Food and drinks 8
      Moving around 3
      Food and drinks 1
      Food and drinks 5
      Administration 9
      Daily French interactions 4
      Daily French interactions 5

      There, sorry for the double posting, it’s just that I don’t use this type of quotation ” “, I use the French one, looking like that << with the complementary, but since what is in between the quotation appear … Not, in fact, all the quotes I made were lost. And since it's not possible (it seems so, at least) to edit messages, there I am.

      Have a wonderful day, again, sorry to double post and make long messages. And sorry if my message wasn't … needed ? (don't know how to translate the idea in English, si mon intervention n'était pas nécessaire, dans le sens "superflu" péjoratif)

    1. When I finally moved to France after school I was 21! I did a great program called the TAPIF that allows you to work in France and make some money for 8 months. It was a great experience and then i signed up for my masters here and the rest is history!

  5. I would add to try living in or near a larger city (if you can choose) helps. I’ve lived in France for 3 years, but because of work had to live in smaller areas. Even after all of that time and activities, I still have difficulties making connections. There are few foreigners where I live, so this has turned out to be a very isolating experience. I doubt that I will be able to stay in France as long as 8 years, but when I move to another country, it will be to a larger city.

    1. I completely agree with this. I moved to Paris after two years and my bestie from college stayed in a smaller city in the south. It took her way longer to get a core group of girlfriends and all of them are French. There are just less opportunities to meet other foreigners. Stay positive though! If you end up staying longer than planned it will eventually work itself out! x

  6. I am from South America and I have been living in France for a month now. Therefore, I am still navigating through the administration procedures, oh man! what a struggle! the French bank account – French address – French phone number trifecta was definitely my biggest culture shock. After succeeding on that one, I shall follow your tips from now on. Thanks for the heads up Kate 🙂

    1. Hi Dayana! Thanks for reaching out and happy to hear that administrative wise you are starting to get settled in! The bank account and french address is the absolute worst! If you already have that taken care of, its only up from here 🙂

  7. Hello Kate! What a great blog!! I really like reading your experiences in France. I’m currently studying French here in my home city of Buenos Aires to pursue my masters in Journalism or Journalism opportunities in Paris.
    It is very helpful to read about all these moments that you went through, especially about how you solved money problems and cultural differences.I’ll keep checking the blog! Thanks!

    1. Hi Estefi, thanks for the really kind feedback! It’s always fun to engage with anyone reading my blog and i’m happy to hear that you enjoying reading it as much as I enjoy creating content for it! Good luck with you big move and keep up the hard work with the French! 🙂

  8. Just a minor observation: I live in Brazil and have lived in Argentina and am confident that the bureaucracies in each country must surely outrank their French equivalents for sheer complexity, opacity and non-existence of explanatory materials (in any language) – although the people working in them are probably nicer to deal with than they are in France.

    I suspect that anyone who has lived anywhere other than his/her own country and/or one of a handful of hyper-efficient countries and pseudo-countries (like, say, Taiwan) will probably find France to be no more than average on the deranged Byzantine administration front.

    Having said that, I haven’t been to France yet and am moving there next year. I’ll try and remember to comment again on your blog once I have gone tête-à-tête with Gallic officialdom and we can see whether France does indeed take the … er … brioche when it comes to red tape.

    Comment said, je vous remercie pour les informations, votre blog est très utile !

  9. Excellent tips. Actually moving is really hard work not possible yourself. But before the planning about moving is very helpful for moving. I get various ideas for easy moving on this blog. Thanks for sharing the helpful blog.

  10. I’m a bit late here but I loved this post 😀 I’m French and lived half my life abroad (grew up in the US, spent my adult life in the UK) and I’m moving back to France soon. Recognised here a lot of the things only people with an “outsider” point of view will notice 😀 (sauf l’administration: everyone, inhabitant or not, knows that’s a total nightmare!).

  11. I’m just now seeing this post as well! Such good tips…I studied abroad in Paris – completely fell in love with it and never wanted to come home (as you mention)! I’m trying to move back to continue my studies and your post just made me all the more excited to do so!

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